Schlong Songs

(aired 9/9/11)

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I spontaneously decided to feature a very specific taboo topic for this show. The list of song and artist names below make it pretty clear, with a myriad of various cultural terms. As I shared on the Maya’s Mix Facebook page, the songs deal with the following: Richard, one that pecks, where the brain is stored, body of an arrow, what a sharp pinpoint does, rooster and others. The 2-hour show was rockin’ with yang energy, penetrating the airwaves with very stimulating tunes!

  1. Theme from Shaft – Isaac Hayes
  2. Wang Dang Doodle – PJ Harvey [suggested by Mark Mezadourian, for Howlin’ Wolf version]
  3. Who Killed Cock Robin – Greg Brown
  4. Billy-A-Dick – Bette Midler
  5. One For The Head [Skit] – M.I.A.
  6. Big John Shaft – Belle and Sebastian
  7. clip: Johnny Cock Thy Beaver – The Baltimore Consort
  8. Long Dong Silver – Denise LaSalle
  9. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang – Dick Van Dyke
  10. Hard On You – Rob Thomas
  11. If I Had a Hammer – Peter, Paul & Mary
  12. Ride a Cock Horse – unknown
  13. Lovely Head – Goldfrapp
  14. clip: Shaft Of Glory – Oswin Macintosh
  15. Cock o’ the Walk – Andrew Bird
  16. Just Because the Package Has Been Unwrapped (Doesn’t Mean the Merchandise Is Spoiled) – Alder Ray Black & The Fame Gang
  17. Eagle On a Pole – Conor Oberst
  18. Woody Woodpecker – Kay Kyser
  19. I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles – Dick Hyman Group & Howard Alden
  20. clip: Use Your Head – Money Mark
  21. Cock a Doodle Doo – Neva Eder
  22. Cock-a-Doodle-Do – Louis Jordan
  23. Rocket Man – Kate Bush
  24. Jack-Hammer Blues – Woody Guthrie
  25. The Right Tool for the Job – Marcia Ball
  26. clip: Yearning Of The Sword – Tan Dun & Yo-Yo Ma
  27. He Will Cover You – Lana Boner
  28. She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft) – Jerry Reed
  29. Ride a Cock Horse – The Record Guild of America
  30. One From Your Head – Hank Dogs
  31. Cock And Heart – Jacob Fossum
  32. Dick in a Box – The Lonely Island, feat. Justin Timberlake
  33. Rod and Staff – 2nd Chapter of Acts
  34. Sledgehammer (Peter Gabriel cover) – Dave Matthews Band (live)
  35. Sausage Rock – Jimmy Sutton’s Four Charms
  36. No Hard Feelings – Joystick
  37. Magic Wand – Jettison Babies
  38. We Prick You – David Bowie
  39. I’m a Nut – Leroy Pullins
  40. Hot Rod Lincoln – Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen

Originally aired on KSKQ on September 9, 2011. Select the play button below to listen to the recorded show. (If the link isn’t visible, click on the show title at the top to refresh the page.)


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